Facebooking with God

I wish God had a facebook page. Really, I'm not joking. If God had a facebook page, I might know what God was thinking, I might see things from God's perspective, I'd know where God was, and who God was friends with. I might know who God is a fan of, and what God liked. It would be neat to know what books God read because I have a hunch he would not be reading the Bible. It would be amazing to know what religion God was and I wonder if God would call God's self a Christian because that seems like a contradiction. I think it would be amazing if God left a comment on my page and if God liked what I said, somehow I think it might make me smile.